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[nishad]

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[chemveil]

You're a monster and I hate you.

[nishad]

Was she at least decent at singing?

[chemveil]

It was fine I guess.

Are you proud of yourself?

[nishad]

I think it's a little funny, personally. It has lifted my mood, thank you.

[chemveil]

Did I already say I hate you? Because I hate you.

Did anyone torture you with singing?

[nishad]

I don't think you do, but you can keep saying it.

I'm sorry to say that I'm torture free today.

[chemveil]

I do actually, very profoundly. There wasn't even any chocolate for my troubles.

Booooooooo.

[nishad]

I think I could manage some chocolate, though I can't imagine you didn't get any at all.

You're welcome to come serenade me.

[chemveil]

I didn't, actually, but I'm eating Dom's.

I'm a good singer so I will not be.

[nishad]

I suppose I won't have to share my chocolate stash after all, then.

You could sing badly on purpose.

[chemveil]

He didn't get that much.

I have standards.

[nishad]

It's a shame you'd never ask me nicely.

You could sing to your standards too. It just might not have the desired effect.

[chemveil]

Hey Nish, would you be so kind as to share your chocolate with me, your very dear friend who was so cruelly denied any of her own on this commercial holiday?

Yeah, I don't think so. I want you to suffer.

[nishad]

Yeah, I could probably do that.

It's funny how you can say something so sweetly and then follow it up with a desire to see me suffer.

[chemveil]

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

I'm a very talented liar.

[nishad]

I don't know. I never believed you want me to suffer.

[chemveil]

Sorry you're stupid, I guess?

[nishad]

Sorry you’re a bad liar, I guess?

[chemveil]

Whatever helps you sleep at night!

You can come drop off the chocolates at my room whenever :)

[nishad]

No invitation to stay and hang out? Harsh.

[chemveil]

I have gossip to attend to, unfortunately. Very serious business.

[nishad]

I think I should get at least a little of it, then.

[chemveil]

Dom's in love with the lunch lady but they can never be together.

[nishad]

Why can't they be together?

[chemveil]

Their families have been feuding for centuries. It's sad, really.