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[nishad]

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DM - 4/2.

[riio]

Whatever you're doing right now, I'd like you to stop.

DM - 4/2.

[nishad]

Would you now?

[riio]

Yes. I feel like being your annoyance right now. Up for it?

[nishad]

I did have something I need to do tonight, but it can wait.

[riio]

Sorry not sorry. But I’ll make it worth your while.

[nishad]

Yeah, I know you will. I don’t mind putting it off.

[riio]

Good. All this talk of sweaty gyms and pilot kings has made me a bit thirsty, you see.

[nishad]

You don’t need to make excuses for why you want me, Rio.

DM, 02/14 - After receiving her singing telegram

[chemveil]

I'm so nice to you and this is how you treat me?

[nishad]

Could you elaborate on what you mean?

[chemveil]

Singing.

[nishad]

Lia was providing a service. I was merely taking her up on her offer.

[chemveil]

You're a monster and I hate you.

[nishad]

Was she at least decent at singing?

[chemveil]

It was fine I guess.

Are you proud of yourself?

[nishad]

I think it's a little funny, personally. It has lifted my mood, thank you.

[chemveil]

Did I already say I hate you? Because I hate you.

Did anyone torture you with singing?

[nishad]

I don't think you do, but you can keep saying it.

I'm sorry to say that I'm torture free today.

[chemveil]

I do actually, very profoundly. There wasn't even any chocolate for my troubles.

Booooooooo.

[nishad]

I think I could manage some chocolate, though I can't imagine you didn't get any at all.

You're welcome to come serenade me.

[chemveil]

I didn't, actually, but I'm eating Dom's.

I'm a good singer so I will not be.

[nishad]

I suppose I won't have to share my chocolate stash after all, then.

You could sing badly on purpose.

[chemveil]

He didn't get that much.

I have standards.

[nishad]

It's a shame you'd never ask me nicely.

You could sing to your standards too. It just might not have the desired effect.

[chemveil]

Hey Nish, would you be so kind as to share your chocolate with me, your very dear friend who was so cruelly denied any of her own on this commercial holiday?

Yeah, I don't think so. I want you to suffer.