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[nishad]

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[chemveil]

I have gossip to attend to, unfortunately. Very serious business.

[nishad]

I think I should get at least a little of it, then.

[chemveil]

Dom's in love with the lunch lady but they can never be together.

[nishad]

Why can't they be together?

[chemveil]

Their families have been feuding for centuries. It's sad, really.

[nishad]

Have they considered brokering a peace? They do seem to be on the same side of the war now.

[chemveil]

Her whole family is gone so there can be no peace. She stands on ceremony and since she can't get her family's blessing, they're cursed to be apart.

[nishad]

I suppose he'll just have to take his ball and go home. Unless he's up to trying a grand gesture first. We could all use a little theatrical performance, really.

[chemveil]

He's betrothed to another. There are too many barriers. Yearning forever.

I would love to see him do a grand gesture though.

[nishad]

Who is he betrothed to?

It's hard to imagine, honestly.

[chemveil]

One of the maintenance guys.

You'd be surprised, he can do all sorts of things you wouldn't expect.

[nishad]

You don't even know the name of the man your best friend is betrothed to? Embarrassing.

Go on.

[chemveil]

It's of no consequence to me. It's a marriage of convenience.

What's the fun in that?

[nishad]

Still. You should take an interest in his life even so.

Where's the fun in not?

[chemveil]

Oh, I know everything important, don't worry.

Mystery and annoying you.

[nishad]

I don't doubt that, really.

Well. I can't deny how well you do that.

[chemveil]

Well, now anyway It would be silly to.

A skill I'm proud to have honed. Please recall, though, that you singing telegram'd me.

[nishad]

You and Dom are [...] you and Dom. Nobody would be silly enough to think that.

One little singing telegram is nothing, Maryle.

[chemveil]

The most charming match made in hell.

Compared to how I'm going to annoy you? Yeah, I'm glad you know.

[nishad]

I thought about arguing that you're carrying the weight of the charm, but I realize that's just bias. Dom's charming enough.

I'll admit I'm a little worried.

[chemveil]

He can really turn it on when he wants to.

Noooo, don't worryyyyyy.

[nishad]

But you do it without trying.

Oh, I'm screwed. Got it.

[chemveil]

I see no reason to hide it.

You'll just have to wait and see!

[nishad]

Well, no. If you kept your charm quiet, you wouldn't have everyone wrapped around your finger.

I'm looking forward to it. Or horrified. We'll see.

[chemveil]

Most of you don't require all that much charm for that.

Both is the correct way to be.