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Oh, I know everything important, don't worry.

Mystery and annoying you.

I don't doubt that, really.

Well. I can't deny how well you do that.

~~Well, now anyway~~ It would be silly to.

A skill I'm proud to have honed. Please recall, though, that you singing telegram'd me.

You and Dom are [...] you and Dom. Nobody would be silly enough to think that.

One little singing telegram is nothing, Maryle.

The most charming match made in hell.

Compared to how I'm going to annoy you? Yeah, I'm glad you know.

I thought about arguing that you're carrying the weight of the charm, but I realize that's just bias. Dom's charming enough.

I'll admit I'm a little worried.

He can really turn it on when he wants to.

Noooo, don't worryyyyyy.

But you do it without trying.

Oh, I'm screwed. Got it.

I see no reason to hide it.

You'll just have to wait and see!

Well, no. If you kept your charm quiet, you wouldn't have everyone wrapped around your finger.

I'm looking forward to it. Or horrified. We'll see.

Most of you don't require all that much charm for that.

Both is the correct way to be.

I don't know. I think you might be at your most charming when you're mean.

Noted.

Too many masochists aboard.

What would you do without us?

Have to get my own chocolate, I guess.

You poor thing. How would you ever survive such a fate?

I'd wither away. Luckily, I'll never have to suffer in such a way.

As long as you don't run out of masochists to cater to your whims.

Edited 2026-02-15 20:01 (UTC)

I'm moderately confident you'll never get sick of me.

You aren't actually whim catering right now though.

Moderately is pretty high.

I had to stop by my office.

It sure is.

You have long legs, surely you can walk faster.

Have some patience, Maryle.

No?

I've just run into Philip, there's squad business to discuss.

Edited (a lie as de vries is doing the kissing booth tbh) 2026-02-15 21:28 (UTC)

I'll get my chocolate elsewhere.

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