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[nishad]

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[nishad]

It's a shame you'd never ask me nicely.

You could sing to your standards too. It just might not have the desired effect.

[chemveil]

Hey Nish, would you be so kind as to share your chocolate with me, your very dear friend who was so cruelly denied any of her own on this commercial holiday?

Yeah, I don't think so. I want you to suffer.

[nishad]

Yeah, I could probably do that.

It's funny how you can say something so sweetly and then follow it up with a desire to see me suffer.

[chemveil]

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

I'm a very talented liar.

[nishad]

I don't know. I never believed you want me to suffer.

[chemveil]

Sorry you're stupid, I guess?

[nishad]

Sorry you’re a bad liar, I guess?

[chemveil]

Whatever helps you sleep at night!

You can come drop off the chocolates at my room whenever :)

[nishad]

No invitation to stay and hang out? Harsh.

[chemveil]

I have gossip to attend to, unfortunately. Very serious business.

[nishad]

I think I should get at least a little of it, then.

[chemveil]

Dom's in love with the lunch lady but they can never be together.

[nishad]

Why can't they be together?

[chemveil]

Their families have been feuding for centuries. It's sad, really.

[nishad]

Have they considered brokering a peace? They do seem to be on the same side of the war now.

[chemveil]

Her whole family is gone so there can be no peace. She stands on ceremony and since she can't get her family's blessing, they're cursed to be apart.

[nishad]

I suppose he'll just have to take his ball and go home. Unless he's up to trying a grand gesture first. We could all use a little theatrical performance, really.

[chemveil]

He's betrothed to another. There are too many barriers. Yearning forever.

I would love to see him do a grand gesture though.

[nishad]

Who is he betrothed to?

It's hard to imagine, honestly.

[chemveil]

One of the maintenance guys.

You'd be surprised, he can do all sorts of things you wouldn't expect.

[nishad]

You don't even know the name of the man your best friend is betrothed to? Embarrassing.

Go on.

[chemveil]

It's of no consequence to me. It's a marriage of convenience.

What's the fun in that?

[nishad]

Still. You should take an interest in his life even so.

Where's the fun in not?

[chemveil]

Oh, I know everything important, don't worry.

Mystery and annoying you.

[nishad]

I don't doubt that, really.

Well. I can't deny how well you do that.